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Earlier on Tuesday, Burnley announced a partnership with a company that has created software to tell how good a young player is, a task they accomplish through computerised analysis of uploaded video footage. AiScout, the company involved, can already boast the discovery of one player who has been signed by a Premier League club, though they have since been relegated and the player, who turns 18 next month, was last seen turning out for Poole Town of the Southern League Premier South on loan. But this is new technology, word of its existence is still spreading, and Burnley’s plan, in the words of their academy manager, Jon Pepper, is to invite interested youths worldwide to upload some footage and “hopefully end the search by offering a place on our academy to a player with the talent to follow their dreams into the Premier League”.

One of two things is probably true here. The first is that the app doesn’t work at all, and is merely a vehicle for harvesting the hopes, dreams and data of young people before skimming off the first two and decanting them into long-term cold storage, dumping them on to a virtual seabed in a theoretical concrete sarcophagus like so much radioactive waste, and cynically monetising the latter. The other is that it does work, and the ability of a young human to one day mature into an adult capable of manoeuvring an inflated leather sphere with unusual precision can genuinely be determined with no human input whatsoever. It is hard to know which outcome is more terrifying, but for avoidance of depression and also lawsuits we’re going with option two.

The issue is that Burnley probably aren’t the best-placed club to promote this kind of dispassionate analysis of footballing quality. Though computers might not have been previously used in this way to judge the ability of individual footballers, there is a long-established method for numerically quantifying the ability of groups of footballers. It’s called a league table, and the Clarets are quite close to the bottom of theirs, and on Tuesday night they play Manchester United, a team that, despite being very obviously one Bruno Fernandes knack away from the surprisingly humdrum, will be on their own at the top if they avoid defeat. Burnley are also 17th in the league on big chances created (United sit joint third), 20th on shots (sixth) and 19th on goals (second).

Sure, Burnley have won four of their last eight, a surge that has them a creditable fifth in the last-eight form table, but United are already on their own at the top of that, with six wins and a couple of draws. The Fiver notes that bookies are offering meagre odds of around 4-9 against a United victory. In short, statistical analysis suggests that the chances of a home win in this match are so remote that for Burnley to even play it looks like a calculated insult against any organisation who promotes the statistical analysis of football, such as for example the one they’ve partnered with. It’s probably forgivable, as well as contractually necessary, but if they actually go and win it they will upset a few computers, as well as potentially setting a new record for the rapid demonstration of the conceptual flaw at the heart of a commercial partner’s business model.


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