Bournemouth v Liverpool, Tottenham v Burnley and more: clockwatch – live! | Football

Two goals from Martin Boyle – yes, yes, I missed the first – have put Hibernian in control against Aberdeen.

Two in two minutes for Exeter.

Ramy Bensebaini’s injury-time penalty has put Monchengladbach seven points clear of Bayern, who drop to sixth in the table.

Exeter have come from behind to lead in-form Northampton.

The leaders have stolen victory against the champions!

“Here’s a truly terrifying thought about this year’s Liverpool side,” says Hubert O’Hearn. “I was saying to my friend David who was born in Liverpool and knows the team from Shankly’s days, ‘If a young Ian Rush arrives on the training ground, who does he replace?’ Neither of us had an answer. If Ian freaking Rush can’t start for your team, you’ve got one hell of a team.”

Or you have a team that doesn’t play with a classical No9. It’s almost impossible to compare Roberto Firmino and Rush, because apart from their phenomenal defensive work they have very little in common.

“STOP TALKING ABOUT US WINNING THE TITLE!!” says JJ. “Every time people mention it I break out in cold sweats that the whole team is going to break out with a severe bout of norovirus, Hicks and Gillett are going to buy us in the new year and we re-sign Charlie Adam, Stewart Downing et al.”

In fairness, Andy Carroll has hit form of late, and you can never have too much squad depth.

Bundesliga Jadon Sancho has scored twice for Borussia Dortmund, who are crushing Fortuna Dusseldorf 5-0. They will move up to third unless Bayern get a late winner in Monchengladbach.

Harry Kane gets his second of the game with another thumping strike.

An insouciant flick from Mo Salah puts Liverpool 3-0 up, and 11 points clear.

League Two The leaders Swindon are in complete control at Blundell Park; they lead Grimsby 3-0.

Great solo goals We’ve updated an old Joy of Six to include Son’s masterpiece.

“You can give it the big ‘Liverpool are going to be champions’ all you like, I’m not buying it,” says Matt Dony. “93 minutes into Newcastle away, if they’re still top, I might start to believe. But even then, I think I’ll probably worry that the whole season could be under VAR review: ‘Decision Pending – No Title.’”

Here’s a question for Liverpool fans: will it feel weird, after waiting for so long, to win it at a canter? I always assumed that, when it happened, it would be an emotional rollercoaster (like 2013-14 would have been) rather than a serene procession.

“Rob,” says Simon Pennington. “They’re already playing that Son goal on a loop at half time.”

And that’s just at Watford.

Ramy Bensebaini rams a header past Manuel Neuer to bring the Bundesliga leaders level!

Here’s Simon McMahon, generously doing my job … so I don’t have to!

“Hi Rob,” says Simon. “Runaway Scottish Championship leaders drawing 1-1 with lowly Alloa at a dreich Tannadice. Nicky Clark with the leveller on the stroke of half time. Expect Lawrence Shankland to finish the job from the bench in the second half. Elsewhere, Arbroath lead beleaguered Dundee 1-0, as do Inverness at home to Ayr. I think there‘s a game tomorrow between two Glasgow teams as well…”

“We aren’t champions yet, it’s early December – don’t jinx it!” says Sam Trenery. “Unless that’s the intention. Aside from that – I’m really happy to see Keita on the scoresheet. There’s a seemingly unending hope from our fans that he will come as good as he was meant to be when we signed him. Let’s hope he can kick on now.”

The problem for him, and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, is getting a regular game. It’s hard to see that happening, certainly in the short-term, even though they are both cracking players. In fact, Oxlade-Chamberlain is probably more deserving of a regular place with his country than with his club.

The half-time scores in our featured games

Premier League

• Bournemouth 0-2 Liverpool
• Tottenham 3-0 Burnley
• Watford 0-0 Crystal Palace
• Everton 3-1 Chelsea (FT)

Championship

• Fulham 0-1 Bristol City
• Sheffield Wednesday 0-1 Brentford
• Huddersfield 0-2 Leeds (FT)

League One

• Coventry 0-1 Ipswich Town

League Two

Scottish Premiership

Bundesliga As things stand, RB Leipzig are top of the table. They lead Hoffenheim 2-0, while Bayern are 1-0 up at Monchengladbach.

Everything Jurgen Klopp rotates turns to gold. Divock Origi and Xherdan Shaqiri scored against Everton in the week; now Naby Keita has probably sealed victory at Bournemouth with a cool finish from Mo Salah’s beautiful backheel. There’s no two ways about it: Liverpool are going to be champions.

Sol Campbell’s Southend lead 2-0 at Bristol Rovers. ICYMI , this is a cracking interview with Sol by our own Jonathan Liew.

Tottenham 3-0 Burnley Jay Rodriguez heads a simple chance wide from Dwight McNeil’s gorgeous cross.

Ivan Perisic gives Bayern a deserved lead in the meeting of the Bundesliga leaders and champions, lashing a shot through Yann Sommer.

A quickfire equaliser for Exeter. Randell Williams is the man spreading cheer around St James Park.

These are the latest scores in our featured games. I’ve even got the correct opponent for Sheffield Wednesday this time.

Premier League

• Bournemouth 0-1 Liverpool
• Tottenham 3-0 Burnley
• Watford 0-0 Crystal Palace
• Everton 3-1 Chelsea (FT)

Championship

• Fulham 0-1 Bristol City
• Sheffield Wednesday 0-1 Brentford
• Huddersfield 0-2 Leeds (FT)

League One

• Coventry 0-1 Ipswich Town

League Two

Scottish Premiership

Bundesliga

• Borussia Mönchengladbach 0-0 Bayern (2.30pm)

Moments after Nathan Ake limps off injured, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain gives the leaders Liverpool the lead from close range. They are on course to go 11 (E-L-E-V-etc) points clear.

Charlie Goode has given in-form Northampton the lead in League Two’s big game.

Son has made it 3-0 with an astonishing solo goal. He picked the ball up on the edge of the area. The Spurs area. Then he ran the length of the pitch, beating allcomers in the process, and slipped the ball past Nick Pope.

The king of the solo goal, Matt Le Tissier has a big dumb grin on his face and has proclaimed it the Goal of the Season on Sky Sports.

Bryan Mbeumo gives Brentford the lead, heading home from a wrongly awarded corner.

Tottenham 2-0 Burnley “If there’s one thing that makes me worry more than Spurs going two down in the first ten minutes,” says Ian Davis, “it’s Spurs going two up in the first ten minutes.”

Surely Spursiness and Jose Mourinho are mutually exclusive concepts?

In the battle between third and fifth, Bristol City take a deserved lead through an emphatic header from Josh Brownhill.